When I first heard the news of Jordan’s father Evan Chandler committed suicide, I was never surprised. Imagined the torment he carried deep within him for all those years eating him away like cancers, the nightmares he endured, maybe smiling on the outside to hide the dark inner evil secrets for money grabbing (blood [...]
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have [...]
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for [...]
A recent survey has shown that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you [...]
A Romanian luxury car enthusiast has named his daughter “SLK” after the Mercedes model.The man, from Chisinau Cris in Arad county, reportedly surprised staff at the registry office with the name.Ica Mladin, the head of the local registry office, said that the man walked into the office and said he wanted a birth certificate on [...]
An upstate New York couple didn’t think a few bats in the attic were much of a problem when they were buying a house last summer.Months later, they found out how wrong they were – when they discovered more than a ton-and-a-half of bat droppings up there.They called an exterminator, who told them to wait [...]
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register
without a food order.
When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available
for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, [...]
The well known Ipsos research centre with the help of other press agencies said that aliens live on hour plant disguised as cats. With the help of a worldwide questionnaire, more than 40% of the answers where: “Aliens are here and they are disguised as cats”, “I have an alien home, that plays with my [...]
One of the most sinister of doctrines that is promoted by New Ages and theological liberals is the attack on God’s masculinity. They like to call God “Mother God”, as well as, or instead of, “Father God.”
Our Father created man in His own image and then created woman out of man to be his [...]
A study published in the Human Behaviour magazine mentioned that women are more jealous than men. In detail, medium height women are less jealous because they are considered more attractive than shorter women or especially tall women, which are considered by men a dominant threat.
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MEET THE LION, BEAR AND TIGER LIVING LIKE BROTHERS