Madonna, why are you turning your little girl into a pouting clone?

This is not a woman. It is, rather, 12-year-old Lourdes Ciccone, made up to the nines as she mimics her 51-year-old mother.
What on earth possessed Madonna to give the green light to this extraordinary venture, released yesterday to promote her forthcoming album, Celebration, we can only imagine.
One thing is for certain: the queen of self-publicity [...]